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Gisteren cadeau gekregen en ik heb mij er al kostelijk mee geamuseerd: I Could Pee on This. And Other Poems by Cats.

Enkele gedichten:

SERIOUSLY

Seriously?
Seriously?!
SERIOUSLY?!
If I took YOU to the doctor
I would make damn sure
You came back with both of them
Down there
Now if you’ll excuse me
I’m going to look forlornly out a window
For like eighteen years
Eighteen looooooooong years
Seriously?!

YOUR KEYBOARD

Suetdhe8defdisjas
I just typed a poem in your presentation
Chsothekstevdswdj
I just typed a joke in your email
Nosyd76mhdlwdag
I just typed something personal on your update
Vos7swps8s73wbk
I just typed my political views in your tweet
Bhst9ahw-2ynsyhz
I just accidentally typed in your bank account password
Kitty’s gonna buy himself a new scratching post

BUSY, BUSY

It’s 8 A.M. and time to rest
It’s 10 A.M. and time to relax
It’s noon and time for repose
It’s 3 P.M. and time for shut-eye
It’s 6 P.M. and time to slumber
It’s midnight and time to snooze
It’s 4 A.M. and time to hang upside down from your bedroom ceiling, screaming

Zeer herkenbaar, die gedichtjes … Echt een leuk cadeautje voor kattenliefhebbers!

 

 

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